February 23, 2005 - 11:38 p.m.

One of my roommates has recently acquired a new feline companion for our household. This brings our total to FOUR FUZZY creatures to love and cuddle with and spread mass quantities of asthma inducing dander all about.

The new kitty has been named Cookie, as her white fur with brown and black spots resembles cookie dough ice cream.

Cookie is now in heat. Does anyone want a cookie fur stole for the winter months remaining?

If she is not "fixed" soon, I will pull my own eyes out and shove them into my ear canals.

It is severely disturbing to see the male cats one has snuggled and loved for years, and called "babies", and spoiled mercilessly, stalking Miss Cookie like the hottest piece of pussy on the face of the earth. My babies are not permitted to have sex drives. Dan and I observed Mr. Bovine (Dan's cat) mounting Miss Cookie several times this evening.

I was under the impression that "tutored" kitties could not get it up. I think I was wrong.

Burn this from my brain.

I have been very busy lately. Aside recovering from bronchitis (again), I have started my own Mary Kay business, and my honey and I are considering getting married and starting a family in the next year or so. yeah me!

I have an appointment with my gynecological surgeon on Monday to try to determine how much more time left I might have to conceive. I had surgery a year ago to clear out some of my fibroids and endometriosis and had an ovarian cyst removed. I might need another laproscopy to see if most of the ickies have returned. It is very upsetting to think I am not quite 26 years old yet and may be sterile...

I am very excited about the Mary Kay thing. I have used the products since I was a teenager and love them. But I am terrified of meeting new people and public speaking (AKA facials and parties). It should be a great way to help pay off my remaining student loan debt if all goes well. Wish me luck.

I spent the past weekend with my best friend and god sons. Gosh, they are so cute. We made tacos and played pictionary with our favorite men. Does life get better than that? It was a slumber party, with my honey and me banished to the pull-out couch...which was surprisingly comfortable considering it was a...pull-out couch. Honey and I let my friend and her husband sleep in on Sunday morning and we took control of the kids. B is 2 months old and woke up about 7am, and J (who is 3) woke up around 8am. The baby happily sat on Honey's chest and J and I snuggled in with them. It was so cute. Like a little family. God. My ovaries ache.

Good news for everyone who loves Dove products. I was in the stockroom at work tonight and discovered displays of hair products (other than shampoo and conditioner) and facial skin care! Whoohoo! I am disappointed to see there are no body lotion options yet. I am a huge fan of the Nutrium body wash and very much desire a lotion to match.

It is now midnight and Dan is not home yet. He left an hour and a half ago to buy milk and bagels for tomorrow morning. Maybe I should get offline in case he is trying to call.

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