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October 26, 2004 - 7:25 p.m.

Birthday: September 21, 1979
Hair Color: Red
Eye Color: Green
Height: 5'6"
Weight: That's between me and my scale.
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Book: "A Prayer for Owen Meany" by John Irving or "Gone With the Wind" by Margaret Mitchell
Favorite Song: "Anna Begins" by the Counting Crows
Favorite Movie: "Bridget Jones's Diary" and "Guinevere"
Favorite Food: Italian
Highest Level of Education: Some college. Does Pharmacy Technician Certification count?
Favorite Collection: Don't really collect anything. Have tons of photos and albums, though.
Pets: Three cats. Safari Al, Princess Gizmo the Second, and Mr. T.P. Bovine, respectively known as Al, Gizzie, and Mr. B.
Biggest Pet Peeve: Those who are unable to put a new roll of toilet paper on the spindle and throw the cardboard tube in the trash can, conveniently place beside the toilet.
Biggest Fear: Dying a childless spinster, tragic and alone, and not having enough money to leave for my relatives to bury me. Oh yeah, and Bush getting re-elected.
Biggest Vice: Smoking. *cough cough*. Will quit before I am 30.
First Boyfriend Parents Met: The Puerto Rican Rat Bastard. Did not end well but fortunately was seven years ago and have very little memories left.
Age when lost Virginity: 17. Classic virginity lost story. He was black marijuana dealer who was 28. I thought I could change him... What an idiot. Set the bar for all future relationships.
Hopes for the future: Go back to school and study literature, marry the man I love, have a baby, if that goes well, have another. Build my own house, open a business, the whole white picket fence thing. Want to spend rainy weekends in bed having sex all day, find a job I really love, travel to London, take up pottery...
Find some sort of discernable talent, write a book, take a stunt driving class, act in a movie, get a Brazilian wax, rescue stray animals, match socks into actual pairs, anything. Not necessarily in that order.

I hate these goddamn email quiz things. Why do I keep getting them?

 

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85! Can you fucking believe that?