October 17, 2004 - 4:16 p.m.

RECIPE FOR DISAPPOINTMENT

boneless chicken breast
bread crumbs
parmesean cheese
olive oil
fresh pasta
homemade marinara sauce
apples
oatmeal
organic salad mix
vinegar
variety of spices
tea
lemon
honey

Dan and I have had very little time to spend together in the past couple of weeks. I hold firm beliefs that a hag and her fag need alone time just as any other couple do.

So last night I had the brilliant idea to made a delicious three course dinner complete with tablecloth and candles, and this meal would be on the table when Dan returned home from work.

I slaved all afternoon, making homemade iced tea, salad with Four Seasons dressing, chicken parmesean, and apple crisp.

Two seconds after we sat down to eat, the phone rang and Dan chatted with long lost friend throughout the meal. I gave up and read a book.

What an ass. All men suck. He's getting hot dogs and macaroni tonight. That'll teach him.

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