December 26, 2003 - 11:50 a.m.

Another year, another useless pile of gifts. Fortunately, I have a good concept of "it's the thought that counts."

Favorite gifts:

Nintendo Gameboy Advance SP (red!)

Bottle Skyy Vodka

Pyrex Bakeware

Puzzles

Books

Neutral gifts:

waffle maker (now we have two)

slow cooker (totals up to six in house)

answering machine

What the fuck were they thinking:

cow chaped foot massager

SIX baskets of body wash/lotion/etc.

bookmark that says "Kimberly" with a dumb poem all about "Kimberly"

I actually found all my gifts to be quite amusing. Am currently utilizing cow shaped foot massager.

My mother was very sweet. She bought Dave a few presents and even had a stocking for him.

The best part about Christmas is the annual Prime Rib Dinner. So yummy. Ate more food than I should of. A lot more.

It is good to be home. Too much family togetherness causes minor seizures and incessant drooling.

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