September 19, 2003 - 9:56 a.m.

Tomorrow night is my Fabulous Eighties Prom themed birthday party. I'm gonna "Romy and Michelle" it with black lace, big necklaces and boots, and a crimper. Can't wait.

Curious to see present from best friend, which was described as "perfect". Last year I got a rubber douche and enema system. Should be great.

I have to go to the DMV now. Or as I like to refer to it, "Domain of the Lost Souls". I get to stand in line for several hours to write a fifty dollar check for a hideous picture of myself in bad lighting. I guess the only plus side will be the absence of a big red bar beneath my picture that says "MINOR UNTIL 09/21/00". It is very uncool.

Figures that it is raining and my hair will turn out like crap.

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