July 11, 2003 - 9:20 a.m.

I am still so excited, I am close to crying when I think about it. Yesterday...Steven Tyler was in the pharmacy, and I GOT HIS AUTOGRAPH!!!! Not on my tits, though. But still...

I heard his voice from around the corner, before I saw him, and my heart went all pitter patter. My suspisions were confirmed by the shrieking of the cashiers at the counter. I was unable to move, and I would prefer to blame that on my nerves, but was unfortunately stuck on telephone with insurance company and unable to hang up as had been on phone for almost 45 minutes and boss would not allow me to call back and start all over.

So I BEGGED my friend VS to get it for me, and she did. I hurried with my call and immediately after hanging up raced to the counter. VS pointed to me and said "That's her."

I burst into tears.

He says: "Why are you crying?"

"Because I love you."

"That is really sweet."

"Your music means a lot to me. I have been a fan since before time began for me. My mother practically had your voice piped into my womb. She is your biggest fan."

"Thank you so much."

And Steven Tyler handed me his autograph.

It says

"Kim [important to note the "i" is dotted with a heart] Luv Steven Tyler"

He is SO nice. I am going today to buy a frame.

And what did Kim forget to do?

Get an autograph for her mother.

Whoops.

If there was a family fortune, I am sure I would be eliminated from inheriting it.

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