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June 14, 2003 - 7:23 p.m.

Planned Parenthood experience was less than delightful. Spent eternity in waiting room with several teenage girls in the same boat as myself. Didn't even bother being Miss Fine Airs at all, seeing as I am just as stupid as they are (and obviously didn't learn my lesson well enough). They looked at me sheepishly and blushed before the grabbed little fistfuls of condoms from the basket on the coffee table and shoved them to the bottoms of their purses. I am all for free condoms for teenagers, and was proud of their thriftiness.

$66 later I received my "morning after" pills. They had be reformulated since the last time I had to take them (back in the good ol' days of 1999) and was pleased to find I did not become violently ill and have to insert a new batch vaginally. That was unpleasant.

Ken took me to the aquarium in Boston yesterday. I had such a good time. I wish to have a pet sting ray. I suppose that might be illegal. And probably not wise to keep it in the bathtub, either. There was an enormous sting ray in the big tank and I love him (or maybe it is a her). They float gracefully and when the swim vertically, you can see their precious little rib cage and mouth that looks like it is smiling.

After several hours of being lost in Boston (which I also enjoyed, as I happen to love Boston) we went back to my house and had fabulous (protected) sex. It is really nice having a man around again.

My best friend and her baby are coming over for the night for an evening of Scrabble, Boggle, Scattergories, and hamburgers. Will be so much fun. I wish she would hurry up and get here. She is 38 minutes late. That is not surprising, of course, considering she is always late. But it is not often we have the opportunity for a slumber party (she works third shift) and we have so much to catch up on. I haven't talked to her in, like FOUR HOURS. It's killing me.

Tomorrow is Father's Day. Yippee. Going to movies and dinner with paternal unit and the Good Sister.

Ooh. She is here!

 

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